If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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