I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
