brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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