Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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