So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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