**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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