Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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