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• (831): View more from California

  I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.

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  stop. you already have a dog

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.

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• (650): View more from California

  Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

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• (916): View more from California

  You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country

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  Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.

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• (716): View more from New York

  My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.

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  Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life

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