sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
