If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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