I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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