I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's rum buckets o'clock
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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