Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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