You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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