I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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