Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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