STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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