I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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