in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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