how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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