At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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