Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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