You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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