Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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