I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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