I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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