Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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