I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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