Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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