im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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