Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. Itβs been a very successful and slutty partnership
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