HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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