Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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