I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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