I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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