This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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