i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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