Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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