ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Too much gin, very little bucket
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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