I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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