I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm always down for nudity.
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