Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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