if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Randomize
