i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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