Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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