i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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