i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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