Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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