You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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