I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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