My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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