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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(831): View more from California

I puked off the balcony.

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Not horrible

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Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.

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(831): I puked off the balcony. (1-831): Not horrible (831): Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza. http://tfl.nu/7wv6

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(404): View more from Georgia

don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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(404): don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts http://tfl.nu/dnse

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well

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(412): At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well http://tfl.nu/es2k

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(229): View more from Georgia

You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru

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(229): You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru http://tfl.nu/iwra

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.

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(908): so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills. http://tfl.nu/ed0l

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Are you still goin to the xmas party?

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Yaaaa why?

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Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .

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(902): Are you still goin to the xmas party? (1-902): Yaaaa why? (902): Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field . http://tfl.nu/wque

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(602): View more from Arizona

Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.

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(602): Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library. http://tfl.nu/6qen

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(512): View more from Texas

I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position

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I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.

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(512): I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position (1-512): I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed. http://tfl.nu/u3vm

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(706): View more from Georgia

six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.

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(706): six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot. http://tfl.nu/rrmy

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(616): View more from Michigan

Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on

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(616): Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on http://tfl.nu/6qf1

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(775): View more from Nevada

Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.

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(775): Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think. http://tfl.nu/vd5v

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Wait does semen show up on blood tests?

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(832): Wait does semen show up on blood tests? http://tfl.nu/pugn

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes

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(780): Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes http://tfl.nu/7wy7

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(540): View more from Virginia

Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.

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(540): Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents. http://tfl.nu/vksy

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