How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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