Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.