Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.