i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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