you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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